Advent makes the heart grow fonder

I'm on a roll now, and guess I'll roll with it while it lasts. I know I should just skedaddle off to bed, but just this last thing, and then maybe I will. This post is a rant and rave about advent calendars. Children across the nation here can purchase all manner of advent calendars --from Bob the Builder to Barbie. You name the character, they have it in the local stores here. Inside each little cardboard dated window there is a tiny chocolate, no bigger than Tom Thumb. I believe they sell like hotcakes. A shame that nowhere to be found-unless I just haven't looked hard enough- is there an advent calendar illustrated with the Christmas story! Now, I'm all for chocolate in any shape or size, but this is outlandish!!