A list of random funny happenings in our house

1. Discovering that we had a new kind of mouthwash (clear rather than blue) but then discovering that the said mouthwash was only water.

2. Discovering soon after, that the (pump) handsoap in our bathroom (blue in color) gave off a suspicious mouthwash scent upon washing with it.

3. Discovering that I---not Lexie, or Arthur, had called 999 (the equivalent of 911 in the US) and having to explain myself to the operator

4. Watching my genius son plug the power cord into my computer with almost the dexterity of...well...an older person

5. Listening to Arthur pluck Charlie's guitar with the above mentioned dexterity

6. Hearing Lexie 'reading' stories and using expressions like: "One bright summer morning"

7. Lexie coming over to me with her friend's miniature wooden spoon and 'paddling' me as I sat talking at a friends house.
And the list goes on...